When a little kid asks you why it's raining, do you tell him "God is cr!
Question: Who are you, Jack Handey?
Answers: Who are you, Jack Handey?
Of course not.
sometimes
noooo
lol thats a good one
why in the world would i tell that...
No, I tell them because God and the angels have to take a whiz.
Not at all. I tell them the truth.
never.
no,thats mean, i tell them, the flowers ask for water, thats from god.
Not b/c they're bad but because God is sad about something.
Not yet.
NO
No, I would tell him Bill was being bad
bill is u
heck no
no u freaking meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell him that h2o is compressed in the clouds that causes 'rain' to fall
I'd hate for some little kid to think he had that much power. Think of what kind of egomaniac he'd grow into!
no!!!!!!and dude,wtf kinda question is this anyway?!
Only if they are a horrible kid.
never
Yeah... make it the kids "fault" - good move!
I would never do that to a kid.
Only if he is a bad kid and I want to make him cry :(
And why would I do that?
HELL NOOOO =P
no, that would make him cry. but you can if he did something really bad, dont say becasue he is such a bad kid, say it is because he did a bad thing.
that's a form of abuse......
u have to be a fvckin mean parent 2 do that
yes if your IQ is about 50 and you want to get struck
think for a better idea next time
omgsh...lol I would never say that to a kid...unless....noo noo I would never do it...nope...lol why would someone do that. That would be so sad...You would like be in the rain and the kid comes out with this cute voice and then you like crush them with that...lol you're hilarious.
no I tell them God is taken a shower or he is watering his beautiful flowers. When it thunders I tell them God is bowling or moving his furniture and when it lighting I tell them God is using his flashlight to find those that are lost