When the cops are beating on your door and yelling ''we have a warrant&#!
Question: do you start singing ''i hear you knockin' but you can't come in''?
Answers: do you start singing ''i hear you knockin' but you can't come in''?
nope, i sing,
"you can't touch this"
That's probably not a good idea, sweetie...
I don't see a reason why they should
Of course not! I would open the door right away and let them in! I don't wanna be hauled off to jail!!
lol that was good
Dave...
Dave not here man.....
well, I either ask them if they are strippers and if so, they can come inside me, uh, I mean in the house....
if they are not strippers, I will beg for them to frisk me good.
lol! yeah until they bust on in!
jejejeje lol!
I say " I'm busy, come back later."
For sure......but it won't get you any Brownie points....
hmm I might have to try that next time...I mean if it ever happens
Lol, I'm glad you brought that up, they should be here any minute.
No but I will keep that in mind .
Nah, I just open it and tell them they have the wrong place, then give them my brother's address.
Only thing they would find here is my cold medicine, and that's all perfectly legal.
No. I start singing "I fought the law and the law won."
No, those mental asylum doesn't have computers for me to access Y!A and my mail
No, I say "Little Pigs, little pigs, you can't come in.. not by the hair of my chinny chin..."...
yeah, that's what I said, before the door was kicked in and cross hairs on my forehead!
You might as well open the door.
Invite them in, politely.
Offer them tea and cookies.
Because one way or the other, those cops are coming in, and they are going to look through your undies drawer and all the secret hiding places in your home.
Sounds a good idea that
ill say ill be right there...in that short amount of time i take all my valuables and burn the house and runaway of course ^^
I ask them to wait a moment while I finish this line and beer in my hand.
no i wouldn't... but i'll pretend to be deaf when they come in.. lol
no i blast "i shot the sheriff"
No, I spill a sh*t-load of grease on the floor and see how many will slip and start laughing my **** off.
Yeah, that will work!
"Come back tomorrow and try again"...I damn sure do!
thats funny because that happened to me about 1 month ago and i called my best friend and was laughing saying to them your out there and im in here, but my dumb *** forgot i left the door unlock and they came in!!!!!!!
I have an escape tunnel in my spare bedroom closet. Works great when we get unwanted company, it will work great if that were to happen.
Who has time for all that? I'm too busy flushing the goods.
NO I sing....
"Somebody's knocking....
Should I let him in?
Lord, its the devil
Would you look at him?"
Peace.
that's the kind of company you don't want to keep waiting.