Survey: What should you NEVER give a woman for Valentine's Day?!
Question: A bathroom Scale or a South Beach Diet Book !!!!
Answers: A bathroom Scale or a South Beach Diet Book !!!!
divorce papers
STD
your other woman's phone number
anything with lace, no underwear, clothing and no appliances (unless she requests this).
a slap lol
a vaccuum
feminine cleansing products
your child support papers from another woman
herpes
a years subscription to nfl tv
gout
A vacuum cleaner... I didn't appreciate the subtle hint when the ex gave me one.
Bowling ball!!
STD
@ssless chaps
a gift certificate for breast implants.
a one year memebership to weightwatchers
Part of your heart.
Nothing.
I made the mistake of giving my sweetie a Valentine's Day card with a picture of a cow on the front of it... when you opened it up it said, "I'm in the mooood to be your Valentine"
I thought it was cute, she did NOT! I didn't get any for about three weeks after that. Learn from my mistake.
One thousand birds It's deadly.
Diet Pills!!
Diet Chocolate.....nothing says you are fat like that!
a dishwasher
A gym membership. Unless she's into that.
a vacuum cleaner!
The wrong card (with the wrong name on it)!!
your heart in a box of dry ice.