My most humble apologies to all the mothers out there......?!
Question: .....I didn't mean anything when I implied that childbirth didn't really hurt and women were faking it just for sympathy.
I recieved some flawed information from some unscrupulous women.
These same women also told me that PMS is a hoax designed to elicit power and obtain gifts.
Is this true?
Answers: .....I didn't mean anything when I implied that childbirth didn't really hurt and women were faking it just for sympathy.
I recieved some flawed information from some unscrupulous women.
These same women also told me that PMS is a hoax designed to elicit power and obtain gifts.
Is this true?
Ohhhh Buk you're asking for it today aren't ya! lol
Let me paint a picture for you .... shall I?
Someone rips open your nut sack ... inserts a pair of pliers and twists your testicle around about 180* and squeezes it tightly for oh ... say ... 20 to 30 minutes at time.
Then you would know what it feels like when we get a really bad cramp during PMS. (The cramps from childbirth? Well ... just triple that and it'll be close.)
And you men wonder why we get so bit*chy for those couple of days ... I am hoping you no longer have ANY doubts my friend.
As compensation for your erroneous statements I could drop my darling son off at your house for a week of babysitting so that I can have some glorious, relaxing, stress free time to myself!
And I'll be sure and do that when I am PMS free! ;-)
Peace to you (you're gonna need it after these Q's ...lol)
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Ohhh my. I can ASSURE you that PMS is not a hoax. Come live with me for a month, you'll never doubt it again.
Martian females don't have pain..
Shame on Earthlings.....
The women who told you such lies were obviously born as men.
Apology accepted.
PMS is all too real and I have the automatic weapon to prove it!
well, we do our part
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yes, I say I'm riding the crimson wave so I don't have to cook dinner, have s3x, or do yard work.
no Pms is real and childbirth does hurt, but you forget how much it hurt when you have your children with you for a few years and then y ou want another one.
No fred, No no no Fred you, how did you move
( firing shots) pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
i. KNEW it!
and i asked a lady friend how it felt to give birth and she described her first son as the "samurai sword baby" i can only guess this can't be a good thing...
again, my woman never complains, but she lays eggs. although she does still get that monthly b*tch syndrome...
Why do you care so much about women's pain..get a life!
Well they are both true....of course they are. Having a child is nothing, nothing at all.
Well, actually, to tell you a little secret: yes, it is (as long as you're not really in pain and you don't swoon too often (for real) as I do many times). But otherwise is the best excuse for women to be morose and have things their way. :)
Again, it's all about the individual and their tollerance for pain-in any given situation.
Are you sure these were REAL women you got your information from?
you are awesome. and hilarious
you still sound full of it
Oh Buk! Okay, yeah it's all true honey.
Psst...http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
PMS is caused by hormonal changes in a womans body, the effects differ from woman to woman. I don't experience bad PMS, but I do suffer from sever cramps during my period.
Childbirth is painful...have you ever had a gallstone or kidney stone? You can almost compare it to that. Some women however, don't have really bad pain...others do.
Okay, you're really freaking me out today.
Don't worry. I pay no mind when men talk about things that are impossible for them to know.
another man thinking he knows everything about woman.....how could childbirth NOT hurt?! Eh well you apologiezed. .....i don't know what woman you were talking to but PMS is real....it's scientifically proven.......
LOL who gets a gift for it?
I think it best you quit associating with these women Buk before a pack of women with PMS skin you alive. You got to admit that would be slightly painful.
ok
I wish PMS were a joke. It sucks feeling crappy, bloated and irritable. Especially when you know you are stuck with feeling this way every single month. I try to remember that when I wake up in the morning and the fact that my hubby is breathing bothers me that it's not his fault. Those days I try really hard to not give in to the boiling anger I feel all day long. I get much better gifts and better treatment from my hubby when I'm not a raging b*tch!
Hanging out with Rosie again Buk?...
You're good with me and PMS is real...just remember that men are not allowed to diagnose PMS.
I have pms.
I feel like I need to slap someone around, but alas, no one is home to slap around.
Violence is best during pms. It gets the message across.
You're first question had me LMAO & this one's still making me LMAO!!! YOU RULE!!!!
Not gifts. Just chocolate.
*turns on tears*
So where's the chocolate, you bass turd!
MRAAAAAAH!
Poor, poor Buk...You have opened a can of worms I will not be able to rescue you from...I will hand you this can of Keystone light as it may be part of your last meal.
****Leepal backs away as group of women holding rolling pins and skillets arms raised to strike, advance on Buk****