I am truly and deeply sorry.....?!
Question: ...for suggesting that PMS is a hoax and giving birth is relatively painless.
Again, some unscrupulous women informed me of this and I did not check my sources.
But still, I heard that women have evolved with an extra bone in their shoulders designed for doing laundry and cooking meals.
Could this be true??
Answers: ...for suggesting that PMS is a hoax and giving birth is relatively painless.
Again, some unscrupulous women informed me of this and I did not check my sources.
But still, I heard that women have evolved with an extra bone in their shoulders designed for doing laundry and cooking meals.
Could this be true??
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John . Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.
Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.
Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while theOB ? says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar . Calm down and push. "Just one more good push" (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the
%$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole.
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.
Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?
When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.
So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. You think women are the "weaker sex?" Yeah right. Bite me.
Martians own anti-stress pills....
*chuckles* ah, buk.
Oh Buk....you are really starting to worry me. Seriously.
Lol..Buk, you are so bad.
I had that bone surgically removed and framed over the trophy heads of past lovers in my study
dang it all Buk....who let you outta your box?! When you go askin' questions like this you get people all riled up! *sigh*
If my woman heard you say those things...........man do I feel sorry for you!!!
Id cook and do laundry for only you
Not this b!tch!
Buk, we really need to give you a crash course on women.... we do love you though!
you wouldn't be offended if I stepped away from you right now, would you?..
ROFLMAO!!!! Okay Buk, that's it, bend over, I have my yardstick handy!
LOL you can't get enough can you?
Lol Yea right!! HUH Gosh!!
Possibly, why don't YOU try to be a woman for a day?
not sure whether its true or not
Poor, poor Buk...You have opened a can of worms I will not be able to rescue you from...I will hand you this can of Keystone light as it may be part of your last meal.
****Leepal backs away as group of women holding rolling pins and skillets arms raised to strike, advance on Buk****
That bone you mention in women's shoulders must be broken in me!!
All my ex-girlfriends certainly didn't have that bone (what a pity)
Yeah...that bone is also used for NOT having sex when it gets irritated!
Their feet are made for running to the fridge to fetch you another beer on command too.
i am glad you finally agree buk that giving birth is very painfull... I wouldnt know that anyway but I apreciate.
But what i really dont understand is why is there this competition between men and women to see who endures more pain....
And yes,we do have an extra bone,but it's not for cleaning,it's specially designed for wooping @sses of sexist middle aged proud and determined to make women feel silly guys like yourself....
just so you know,your comment has the value of the sixteenth century.....you're a little left behind!!!!
Wacko!!!
someone has pulled that wooly hat over your eyes but I think you have now seen the light :))
Well thank you my good man for clearing this all up for me, I thought my man just wouldn't help around the house...I didn't realize until now that he couldn't!
i think its time you studied the female anatomy..
come over to my place at midnight and i shall give you a crash course...
and make sure to feel for any extra bones =P
so true, but u know whats funny? men have that bone too....lol..
Oh Mr. BUK...speaking of bones....can I see yours...or have the women of P/S bit it off yet...
Cooking meals, doing laundry and kicking @ss. Watch yourself Bukky!
And when you said " I am truly and deeply sorry...."
What did you have crossed?
oh Buk, Buk, Buk... again you've been misinformed. that bone is what we use when an s/o has p*ssed us off. haven't you ever woken up all stiff and sore and you didn't know why?
a baseball bat would get us into trouble and wouldn't fit if we decided to go for where we'd really like to stick it.