Would church services be cooler if they had a mosh pit by the choir and you didn!


Question: Throw in fried chicken afterward and I'm there!


Answers: Throw in fried chicken afterward and I'm there!

The offering revenue went up after my church started the "Mosh With Jesus' program.

The only way to make church cool is to get rid of the god crap & turn them into pubs.

Defo Lol!! Go mosh and chicken Mmmm

Yes it would.
I never dress up for church.
Sometimes we have donuts and coffee after.

Be better if they were shorter

Nope.

We don't have a choir and you don't have to dress up to come to the service.

never seen your mosh pit, but at the Baptist Church I go to there are people every week that show up in shorts and flip-flops....

The days of "high church" are pretty much over....

most definitely but the best thing to do is all go in Egyptian Armour and reinact ancient battles in a practical sunday- school

We don't have that at our church, but we do have keno girls in short skirts who go around handing out cards during the service. Church collections have never been so good. The big screen TV in back of the minister has really brought the husbands in when NFL games are on. The vibrating pews that massage are a great addition as well.

Yeah! Come mosh with jesus. Beer after mass

The first guy had the right idea, Mr. Bill. Turn all the churches into Strip Clubs and Gay bars. They would always be filled with sinners or people wanting redemption. I will lead the charge.

For me...free massages, manicures, or pedicures during service.

That's a way my dad could get me to go to church.

Ive been to a P.O.D./ Project 86/ Living Sacrifice concert that was pretty much that. It was cool



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