If your dog/cat suddenly acquired the ability to speak, what would you ask him o!


Question: "How can I get your gig and have someone else house, feed and comfort me without my doing a darn thing?"


Answers: "How can I get your gig and have someone else house, feed and comfort me without my doing a darn thing?"

have i been a good friend? what, specifically, can I do for you?

why she will not pee where she is supposed to

Why does he drink from the toilet bowl than feel the need to lick me?

"Why did you steal my licorice?"

What does he have against the cat next door? And why will he drink out of anything except for his water dish?

I found my cat at a friend's farm, people drive out to his area to dump unwanted pets.

She was slowly starving to death, if she suddenly acquired the ability to speak, I'd as her the name and location of the person who dumped her.

If I found out who he/she was, I'd shoot them with a tranquilizer dart, and while they were out, strip them naked, and drop them in a field 50 miles from nowhere.

Why do you like to pee in you water bowl? It's really annoying and nasty to clean.



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