Hello, how may I help you this evening??!

Question: I'm depressed and your questions are helping so you've already helped.

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Answers: I'm depressed and your questions are helping so you've already helped.

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you can make my tea please

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Can I have a Pop Tart?

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polish my pole??

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Make me a nice strong cuppa,please.Two sugars,no milk,a slice of lemon and the Doulton china.Call me when it's ready.

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Extract my painful wisdom tooth plz :-(

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do my homework.

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Not today

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No chance of a virtual BJ is there ?

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Do my homework and I will worship you!

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Run me a bath

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well, it involves cooking oil and a slip and slide - sure your up for it?

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Could I have a cup of tea as well please.

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if you know any thing about quantum physics then yes i do need help

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I got an itch that needs scratching










right in the middle of my back

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call out my name
i'll be there

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Well, I guess you can make dinner for me. I just don't feel like cooking again tonight.

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Hmmm, why not come over and find out

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got any worms,,,,:)

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Tweak my nips until my head explodes!

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