No.
no
maybe just to say do a better job.
yes but only to ask why am i here
yeah but then id have to ask why he didnt get a mobile
Sure, but really in this day and age he probably has a blackberry too. I mean he's god right don't ya think he would be up with the technology?
Heavens no.
No....Would probably cost the earth...lol
no i don't think so, i hope he would call me though
no, and I'm sure it would be a cloud line
Bound to be hanging on hold all day - and the hold music probably wouldn't be up to much, so no
he hears our pr airs
I think his /her line would be jammed all the time !
no it would be busy 24/7 and he would disconnect it so he doesn't have to deal with all the people's crap. "god should i have a turkey sandwich, or a ham sandwich?!"
maybe
yeah, maybe I could sell him some car insurance.
nah, the line would probably be too busy, and i just hate queing or being put through to those damn foreign call centres
By the time I get thru I am probably dead. So why bother when I can talk to him directly,,,
He never gives his number out. Besides, you'd have a devil of a job getting through. Unlike his arch enemy - 666 :P
If he needed one, I dont think I would believe in him anymore
Absolutely - who wouldn't !! The man is amazing!!
Yes, I would ask him, why he is letting all this death, war,, suffering to continue, if he is unhappy with the world, then he should give us guidance on how to lower the grief people are submitted to. I would also thank him for the life he gave me and gave me an end to my suffering letting me live a normal but not trouble free life. Best wishes, I hope your getting better. Peter