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Question: If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN
Answers: If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN
Good grief! Go ahead and kiss the woman gently, praise her sincerely- never lie, not everyone agrees, I'm a hopeless romantic, a understanding person, a good listener, jealousy is a wasted emotion, tell her that you love her, treat everyone with respect, listen and be patient etc... Patience, love and tolerance. I am a real man! I love and respect those beautiful creatures! Peace!
that's soooooo true!!!
too many if's
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Yeah sure, what above me said I totally agree with.
boy thats a mouthful
LOL! thats right on, you just described my relationship since day 1
Thats awsome. Where did you find that?i love it.
I like it. pretty cool, I like the ending...
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im speechless right now...
truthfully i just threw up in my mouth....