So tell me somthing to.....??!


Question: cheer me up this morning??
if you can....
thanx..xx


Answers: cheer me up this morning??
if you can....
thanx..xx

Here hun, have a look at this. It'll bring a smile to your face.

http://users.telenet.be/leukelinks/flash...

you are free.

Summer is getting closer!

weeworld.com

make yourself, its so fun.

Day off????

go out and have fun

you are alive......

if ur a girl...ur very pretty! lol

I am still drinking beer from last night... I am anti-social... and i am suicidal... I hope that cheers you up!!!

um......................................... computer is working?

It's one day closer to Friday. ???

Snow is coming

It's the day you will find a £50 note.

hit me up on myspace! lol

http://www.myspace.com/ronrondotcom

i'm naked

be happy you house didn't almost get broken into 45 minutes ago.

go out and have some fun go on
go to youtube that will cher you up

Your morning is starting off better then mine is........

The ground hog will do his thing 2 days from now.

well i'll TRY hun

4 violations AGAIN this morning lmao, dam fooking troll is back!!
and this level 2 sucks!!!

but to cheer you up i shall say whispering...evil has a big chainsaw xx xx

donald trump still has his hair

SMILE! Have a GREAT day!!!

u r still alive thats a plus

you should get chered up with looking at all these answers.!!!!

you have a pulse, so it could be worse

aaaawwwwwwweeeee.... don't mornings suck?? here's a big ole' smoochy-smooch (nothing implied) *smooch* *smooch* *smooooooch* ~ oh sorry, didn't mean to slip a little tongue on the last one!!! By the way, did you rub chocolate on your cheek for some reason?? Anyway, that outta last ya the whole day! ah? heehee! 8)

I cleaned my whole kitchen,I finally got it done!!!!!!!!!!

CAN I BORROW YOUR FACE FOR A FEW DAYS?

MY @SS IS GOING ON HOLIDAY

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers:

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All Water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no Water on the moon, and Nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get Intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his Adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.G., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one ...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word " benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

husband buys his wife a car for her birthday she said i dont like it i want something that goes from 0 - 140 in 3 secs he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says stand on them fatty

I once had a hamster that my brother was a bit too eager to give it a cuddle and he killed it. Rather than tell my Dad that we had killed it we put it in his cage and propped it up with a lolly stick. ahhhhhhh poor little sod.



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