Can you suggest what I eat now, as last tourist made my tummy sore?!


Question: Do not eat Gordon Brown- you will not be able to swallow his arguments, his policies will disagree with you, and the accompanying inflation will only give you wind!


Answers: Do not eat Gordon Brown- you will not be able to swallow his arguments, his policies will disagree with you, and the accompanying inflation will only give you wind!

Keith Ledger.

Leave your tum tum to settle for a while. Presumably you go years without eating right?

Hi Nessie, I have some left over Haggis neeps and tatties you can have!!! Failing that you could eat Gordon Brown, plenty of him to fill you up!!

peppermint

a little bit of dodo

Only each well cooked Tourists .. they have to be brown not white .. those are the uncooked ones

have a bowl of sugar puffs, they keep the honey monster happy till lunch, think they should do the same for you !!!!!!

Carol Smilie.

A chair sandwich

jeremy beadle, but he might cause in pain in your bum

a nice vat of porridge nessie
it will keep the cold out and settle your tum :0)

You have to remove their teeth and nails first.

Your bum will be sore too with undigested teeth and nails coming out in a few hours.

Foreign food does that to some.

eat only Scottish tourists and you'll be fine.

Home grown food is the best

You might try boiling them first to make them easier to digest. Otherwise, try a whole jar of Tums for your Tummy.

Try Ness nosh.

Stay off the spicy ones for a while.....

How aboot me hen? A gid heeland coo will keep ye going until that bus fu' of Americans arrives.



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