Oprah Winfrey vs Rosie O'Donnell in a boxing match, who wins?!


Question: My money is on Rosie as she has a real ugly sneer which translates into a bad attitude.


Answers: My money is on Rosie as she has a real ugly sneer which translates into a bad attitude.

Bluto, Bluto, Bluto . . . what am I going to do with you? Don't you know that all outcomes of any televised or otherwise mass media produced contest matches are predetermined, since they, like anything else, has an esoteric hook firmly embedded in the collective unconscious, augmented in no small measure by the genesis of the Internet. As a result, the outcome can be predicted thusly:

If Oprah is wearing a tight black leather skirt and glossy "wet look" fine silk blouse, she will kick the holy living **** out of Rosie, there may be some blood. Rosie's, not Oprah's.

If Rosie plays the "I know I'm fat but you're a big fat bigot if you hold that against me" pity card and Oprah is wearing farmer Johns with a red checked shirt underneath, the viewing audience will undergo a psychological phenomenon known by the technical name in psychiatry circles as "pee pee up" in favor of Rosie and "pee pee down" against Oprah. Granted this would be a short-lived knee-jerk psychological delusion, but if that brief moment is all it took for the the referee to raise Rosie's cellulose-ridden arm and shouts "da winnah!", the game is over and Oprah shall be obliged to take her fat if not entirely unattractive butt off the proverbial stage and do the walk of shame and have to deal with the fact that Rosie just kicked some seriously rich ***.

And that, my friend, is why you can take my hypothetical answer to your hypothetical question as the Gospel truth.

Who cares?

yeah rosie oprah has no chance

Oprah would, cuz she is gangsta

Rosie hands down. I thnk she would fight dirty.:)

Honestly, Oprah.... She's Oprah!

Rosie has nothing on her!

Rosie would kick Oprah's A**!!!!

Who's going to pry them away from the buffet table and herd them into the ring?

Hopefully they beat each other to death.

As far as actually boxing, I think it would be definitely Rosie.

orparh but who cares??

Eh I think neither of them could fight so who cares?

Rosie O` Donnell. he'll win no doubt

None.
Oprah discovers she likes women, after all, and they both become a couple.

Yeah, Rosie...she has that " don't f*ck with me" look all the time.

Rosie O'Donnell has a much bigger penis than Oprah, so I will go with her because her craps are probably larger too.

Rosie's gunt will suffocate Oprah in the 3rd round, and then Oprah will shart and queef at the same time. It will be a real mess for sure.

rosie

Rosie for sure...Oprah would cry and say that the whites are back to beating and all that on the blacks.

It would be Oprah, she has the ghetto spunk to here. have you seen the color purple, she looked so scary i used chucky as toilet paper for a week just to wipe away the fear of her . Oprah is the champ>

Rosie O'Donnell

Oprah Oprah!!! Oprah it's the queen!

Saludos

Neither.
Oprah would build a trojan wall of money to safeguard herself.

Make trojan walls out of money, not war.

Hopefully Oprah, otherwise, she is gettin humped.

rosie. fo sho.

Rosie would woop oprah but then all the women who love Oprah would kill rosie and she would be happy because she died w/ women around her.

Rosie - she's scary!

Rosie in the 3rd Round...

(The lesbian always wins the fight...)



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