After wagering his gold plated walker and .....?!
Question: ....the last of his son-in-law's skunk weed on the Patriots, it was time for Old Man Miller to pay up.
He told Old Man Moses to meet him in the TV lounge at midnight to collect.
But he had something more sinister in mind when the old boy showed up......
What was it?
Answers: ....the last of his son-in-law's skunk weed on the Patriots, it was time for Old Man Miller to pay up.
He told Old Man Moses to meet him in the TV lounge at midnight to collect.
But he had something more sinister in mind when the old boy showed up......
What was it?
Ye dern fool I knews thar was no gold'n walkar or hapy tabaccy. now holds still an stops yer squirmin-I only needs halfs a liver> an six feet of colon> dern ye>stop squirmin.
Murder most foul....or buttsex.
his pants full of shat
He was going to whisper, "Hey, guess what? Yidiot and Buk think alike", which would cause him to projectile crap his pants.
to give him a soapsuds enema and then make him wash his hair in it
he was going to pants him
The bag he gave Moses was oregano Miller had kept in a sealed bag laced with farts and asbestos.
he needed someone to fill in for Vicki, the Donkey show queen
He was gonna blow skunkweed smoke in his face, ram the stick where the sun dont shine, say "F*** the Giants", then pop into the pub for a quickie on the way home.
He planned on beating Moses senseless with a phone book hoping to put him in the hospital thinking he would forget about the bet, and keep the weed for himself.
Besides mixing three years growth of ground toenail clippings in with the skunk weed, he replaced the left rear wheel of the walker with one from a Wal Mart shopping cart that always turns to the left. See old man Miller was a crafty ole cuss and he new after a couple tokes from the tainted weed and several trips going around with the walker, Old Moses with his vertigo trouble would soon collapse and then he could finally get his hands on the TV remote Moses had sewn into is robe when he arrived at Shady Acres 6 years prior.
He was going to reveal that he didn't have the money to pay him if they had lost, and when push came to shove, he was...
...a huge fan of figure skating and sychronized swimming...