If you looked out the window and saw naked midgets running and frolicking on you!
Question: Break out the video camera and get naked while joining them for a game of tag.
Answers: Break out the video camera and get naked while joining them for a game of tag.
grab my camera!!!
sprinkler time!!
it's cold here
Tell my friend to quit spiking my drinks.
get a video of them and put it on youtube
put down the pipe
Tell them to take it out on the street or I'll turn the hose on them....
have the travelocity gnome butt ram them until they promise never to do it again.
join!
Go join them....
Close the blind. Stupid neighbors.....
call kylie and she would take pictures!! lmao!!!
Scream !!! Midgets freak me out ... so do clowns.
Turn my garden gnomes loose and then film it for posterity.
go and grab a little kiddie pool and a whole bunch of oil and have midget oil wrestling in my front yard (wow that would be so cool!!!)
Call the border patrol since all illegal aliens are quite short.
i'd give them a lawnmower--they might as well do something productive while they're frolicking naked.
i would do the same thing i do everytime i see that sort of thing. offer them triscuits and ham salad.
Video tape it and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Pull the shade down and walk away from the window....
I'd tell Willy Wonka to quit stalking me!
I don't want your nerds rope!
i would lmao. that would be just way to funny.
Call the police..
Give them each a steak to tie around their neck & let my guard dog loose.....lotta laughs....just kidding.
nothing.....and my parents would be to busy working or sleeping or something to care...a camera might come in handy in that kind of situation. my neighbours would probably think our garden gnomes came to life or something, their stupid and senseless like that..so NOTHING
get my sword and play let's kill the hobbit
um...target practice with my paint gun
get out the .22 caliber and start poppin em. then they will learn to stay off my property
undress and join them
laugh my butt off and call my friends...lol
Grab the video camera and make some popcorn!