Do I need to buy my cat a valentines gift?!


Question: Or is it safe for me to break up with him before hand?
He doesn't do much for me. He eats, sleeps, and occasionally bites the hand that feeds him!


Answers: Or is it safe for me to break up with him before hand?
He doesn't do much for me. He eats, sleeps, and occasionally bites the hand that feeds him!

Just wait until he goes out on the prowl and then quickly place his basket, bowls and food outside the door and change the locks.

Nothing good ever came from trying to have a relationship with a cat - they have only one great love... themselves.

if you'd like to then go ahead

oh yeah I got mine a sweet little yellow lab/golden retriever pup named CUPID, she's PISSED.

Tisk Tisk.
Buy him catnip
but put it out of his reach so he has to stare at it and smell it but not enjoy its wonder.

It's quite silly. Haha!!!

LOL, you can if you want to, I guess.

My little sister is getting our cats Valentine's Day presents and V-Day is her birthday.

She's 7 =)

well, i'd say yes, just to make him feel loved... even though we love them, they never take a notice... they just keep on a sleepn

Oh...giiiiiiiiirl. You need to buy him a NICE present. Yeah...I know how it is...but lemme tell -- they luv ya unconditionally--even on that 28th day!

I suggest food and maybe something to play with, hmm?

Show your love by buying him a big dog!

If you love him so much!

I do cards and the kitties give me part of their allowence to buy cards for gramma.

that's kind of dumb...i wouldnt.
cats don't need a lot to be satisfied
they just need food and a place to go pee and poo
and then a place to sleep

Hello. My name is Jasperkat Coada. KENMAN is away from his computer right now, so I thought I would take the liberty of answering your question.

All I can tell you is this: you will buy a Valentine's Day gift for your cat--IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!! Understand?

Now, if everone will excuse me, I have to go find collect the $25 KENMAN owes me from our Super Bowl bet.

Cheers,

JASPERKAT

Sure,take my STAR.

If you love him..then why not

It's an animal for crying out loud!

you are a sad, lonely little person aren't you?

lol, the only gift he needs from you is a nice meal thrice daily.

Thats what cats do so yes.

My neighbors' dogs have a stuffed bear which they apparently use as a sex toy. The bear is available for outcalls.

i think it should be buying you one for all the food and things you get him

No, you don't, but that would be the cutest thing ever!! You could hand him a box of heart-shaped cat snacks! Maybe you should do that then let him down easy. I'm sure he'll understand.

only if you want to give him a valentines gift. I give my cats a gift cause I love them so much....

not if he doesnt get you one first ....at least a mouse

Where has he learned all those bad habits from???
cats have a wild instinc ... theres nothing that can change that. I think buying him a gift is a good idea ... he may take it next door and share it with his lover cat .. lmao

But how's the sex? I think you should get it a little strap on. That would be cute. Some cat running around your house with some c0ck-n-balls. Send me pix. Meow bits

Buy her a dogie fur coat. Attach a leash and dog tag for realism.

Why not just a trial seperation?

Crazy cat lady!
Just get him some catnip, plenty cream and a toy mouse or something else he'll destroy or lose within 5 minutes!



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