Ahhh..her name was Monica Lewisnski :P
These boobs are like a shelf...everything drops on them...
you looked at it :P
Blood of an American bald eagle I fed to my bull.
Have you ever heard of Bill Clinton
where? please show me so I'm not embarrassed walking around with a stain.
It's gravy from a snake and pygmi pie.
ah no way hadnt noticed that... i dont no how that got there but thanks for pointing it out!
cookies :)
I was eating spaghetti with a spoon
It's not blood, really.. it's just a, a... aaa.... chocolate, okay!
I ummmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh hmmmmmm.... I think I had too many drinks last night to remember.
your uncoordinated and you drink coffee.
hey this really is ketchup....*hides knife...and cheerleader*
it certainly wan't from Bill...xxx
Raspberry filled doughnut.
sorry i didn't swallow properly, i was holding it in my mouth..but it dribbled onto my shirt
I was having some fun while in a car and got carried away. You were there don't you remember?
oh boy,'m totally exposed.i'm so bloody embarrassed but how did you see the stain?
hang on,i'll be right back after changing my shirt.
Cheers
stain? what stain?
...oh, s**t that was my favorite T-shirt....!
I spilled some coffee.
they put to many condiments on my sandwich again and i told them that my boobs are always in the way and not to put so much....... damn them i've ruined another shirt