What am i supposed to tell my wife?!


Question: when she comes home and i'm all redfaced and breathing heavily?


Answers: when she comes home and i'm all redfaced and breathing heavily?

nah tell her your online g/f was turning you on so much and now you need her to finish the job

yes tell her you just got done cleaning the floor and and cleaning the bathroom

Tell her that you ate a wheel of cheese for breakfast, and have been trying to go to the bathroom since she left.

pour some pinesol on the floor and pretend you were washing it

tell her that you're having an allergic reaction to the cleaning products you were using, that way, she'll feel sorry for you and she won't let you clean house anymore!!

Tell her you just cleaned out the pipes or that you were polishing a " Knob "

Tell her you were vacuuming....wait, do you have shag or hardwood floors?

Oh you could tell her some guy was giving you a hard time on YA and it upset you. Maybe she'll want to console you.

Go ahead, blame it on me...I'm used to it.
:)

Just tell her Bluto stopped by and made sure you were satisfied. She will think it is a joke and laugh it off. This can be our little secret. <grin>

Not my problem

I did my job

do I sound like a guy?

your the one that made the the man anyways

Jump up run the vacuum and take out the trash and when she comes in tell her you've been busting @ss all day!



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