HATE LETTER to my hippopotamus...?!
Question: How is it so far?
Well, Sir Fubbles The Sixty Seventh, I can't help but contain my complete sorrow of the end of this twenty year journey. I mean, the seduction of my hairbrush, toothbrush, and even bedazzer machine, could never compare to this. Our obsession with linking verbs and the fruit cakes that come with them were truly intriguing. BUT NOW YOU ARE GONE TO MOLDOVA TO LIVE WITH A PRIOR HUSBAND. Man am I screwed.
Answers: How is it so far?
Well, Sir Fubbles The Sixty Seventh, I can't help but contain my complete sorrow of the end of this twenty year journey. I mean, the seduction of my hairbrush, toothbrush, and even bedazzer machine, could never compare to this. Our obsession with linking verbs and the fruit cakes that come with them were truly intriguing. BUT NOW YOU ARE GONE TO MOLDOVA TO LIVE WITH A PRIOR HUSBAND. Man am I screwed.
To many more years of llama friendship
P.S. I sent you a fruit cake in the mail.