If you ruled the world, what crazy laws would you implement?!
Question: your undisputed ruler of the world so WHATEVER you say goes, what crazy rules would we have to follow with you incharge?
Answers: your undisputed ruler of the world so WHATEVER you say goes, what crazy rules would we have to follow with you incharge?
everybody would be entitled to free chocolate
no tax on petrol
income tax rebate's after every 6 month's if you pay more then 25%
cheese would be compulsory in all school's
children would be publicly flogged for wrong doing,as would adult's.
s ex offender's would be hanged.
ban all blood sport's.
so like, all the girls over there and all the guys over there
Go and multiply.... haha
no school.. Have lots of money and get what i want..
No driving at under 80mph on the motorway (unless in a traffic jam obvipously, although less likely to happen as everyone will be going at a suitable speed to get somewhere, it's only the numpties in the middle lane doing 40mph when you turn the corner that cause the accidents!!!)
You have to bow down to me when you see me.
I'd bring back the jus primae noctis, but this time the men would be on the receiving end.
can have a tab in every store
I wouldn't add any laws and I'd actually probably remove most of them, because the ensuing chaos would amuse me.
I would ban Ketchup and baked beans. Can't stand either they are the devils food.
Oh, where to start...
Well, you know how all those conservatives are always bleating on about liberal facists? Hehehehehehehe. Hehehehehehehehe. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Seriously though... peace and bunnies and cinnamon buns for all...
Everyone must eat pancakes and maple syrup every morning for breakfast!
All men must clean the house from top to bottom every day whilst listening to Abbas Greatest Hits.
All households must have a garage sale on the last weekend of every month.
Everyone must have their cars spraypainted with pink and yellow spots.
All businessmen must wear red dresses.
All ex-cons should be made to dress up like The Village People when out in public places.
no asylum seekers, women getting the same wage as their male co workers, 3 years full paid maternity leave, cheating husbands getting castrated oh and no tax on booze and fags!
rude, loud and stupid people shipped off to alcatraz hope it fits them all, pedophiles and rapists castrated and put in prison for life. crappy jewelry commercials barred from all forms of media
evryone has to walk on there hands between the hours of 5 to 7pm on wednesday evenings! plus no-one is aloud a cheese burger unless they get me one!
Now stop that fighting and I don't want to hear any more arguing. Let's help ALL people less fortunate than the fortunate. Let's get on this ecology and global warming thing. We need population control! Let's get out there and cure some diseases people. Launch all those missiles into deep space on a one way ticket and let's hope we don't hit any aliens. I need advisers.
First, ban proselytising (sp?) that means you can belong to whatever church you like but you CAN'T talk about it to anyone else, EVER.
Second, instantly make UK car tax start at ￡2000 p.a. - ALL of that money to be used to set up & maintain decent public transport. Yes, I know only the rich could drive cars but ￡2k would only be the start - we'd force them off the road eventually.
Third, free the weed - you know it makes sense.
That nothing is illegal except premeditated murder and rape and child Physical abuse and I would abolish taxes and implement a plan that from birth to death the amount of a paycheck wold automatically be approx. 1cent on the dollar less than it would normally be and that is stored in the reserve and then when the person retires they get half of that and the other half goes to the govt.And there would be no AGE of consent I would have an IQ of consent that regardless of age if two people are in love and within 10 points of each other they can be together and Insanity will not be judged by following the norms of society but by not a harm to others ONLY if they wish to harm themselves they may but suicide falls under the premeditated murder(of self) so that would be illegal still and if it can be prevented it should be.And health care would only cost what the materials and time cost no markup like hospitals do now.There would be fundraisers on the hospital grounds to try to get newer equipment and they would all be like free clinics.
Women have to learn to become stronger instead of being subservient. Men will be subservient! I'm switching the gender roles! ^.^