The Great Umbrella Debate....?!
Question: .....So, I'm just saying....
There are very few, if any, circumstances where a man should be using an umbrella.
It just doesn't look right and when real men see it, they slowly shake their heads and think "We lost another one".
When is it okay for a man to have the nerve to use an umbrella?
Answers: .....So, I'm just saying....
There are very few, if any, circumstances where a man should be using an umbrella.
It just doesn't look right and when real men see it, they slowly shake their heads and think "We lost another one".
When is it okay for a man to have the nerve to use an umbrella?
it's never ok. isn't that what hats are for?
When he is trying to impress a lady and get him some....
Peace.
When he has a big enough sack to care more about practical matters like staying dry than what other guys think about him.
The day he gets married, but NOT the day he gets divorced. At other times, he should just change his name to Nancy. Man up, Nancyboy.
When it's raining. Otherwise, it's a parasol, and that just ain't right.
To keep his lady dry
At a funeral when no one will want to add salt to his wound.
when its raining beer and the umbrella is upsidedown
I completely agree with you, I always thought that it was just me who had a problem with men using umbrellas and that it only looks right when us women use them.
I personally believe that the only time a bloke can get away with standing under an umbrella is when they are with a girl who is carrying one, then it is acceptable for the bloke to bend a little to get his head under the brolli.
when it rains.... :)
In my country we do not lose our virility due to a synthetic canopy.
How about when they are in a tux before their wedding?
well you could use umbrella if you were talkin bout that multi-national corporation that make zombies...i mean use the corporation not a poncey umberella..
Well...it depends on the umbrella....!!!
When he's a "Man"....doesn't need to get all wet to impress!!
When its really a secret weapon like in spy movies
He's a gentleman if he holds an umbrella to keep a lady from getting wet.
To keep his sausage dry.
when its raining PMS drops & he don't want that on 'em
when its raining buky!!!! hell they can use it too yaknow.
I'd date a man who carried an umbrella. Yes I would.
When it is raining pennies from heaven and hold it upside down. Or maybe to protect themselves from the pennies pelting down on thier head like machine gun.
it's a known fact that no one born in seattle would EVER use an umbrella so i can't come up with an answer to this one. i embrace the rain!! besides those pointy tips can put out an eye..
When they're little and their mommy makes them.
Where I live in the far north nobody even owns one. If we see someone carrying an umbrella it means they are from the south.
;)
It comes in handy when you want to shove it up somebodies butt and then click on the open release button.
Mary Poppins was a lesbian...
So it's cool now...as long as it's a large black one with a black handle...
If it's good enough for Chuck Norris...it's good enough for me...