Can you help me, please? I'm so confused...?!


Question: ...Should I shower and shave and get cleaned up for Friday Night? Or should I smear mud all over myself, and curl up in the corner of the garage and howl at a lightbulb like the mangy mutt that I am?


Answers: ...Should I shower and shave and get cleaned up for Friday Night? Or should I smear mud all over myself, and curl up in the corner of the garage and howl at a lightbulb like the mangy mutt that I am?

Stay scruffy. Throw on some aftershave. Howl for 15 minutes... no longer. Leave the mud alone.

Recipe for success.

Your second idea sounds about right...

You've got to look your best for that hot lightbulb. You know you want to turn it on!

toughy, but get urself cleaned up and go out.

If you are the mongrel I think you are, clean would be best. Just go jump in a puddle and shake it you'll clean up nice.

Hmmm... flourescent or incandescent? It's a tough call, but Isay the latter. Try to find one of those new-fangled twisty flourescent bulbs. They are environmentally friendly.

They do say the mud baths are good for the skin, but I would drink some tea with honey before the howling it will help with the throat irritation.

Tina

I have to agree with your buddy the flutterbypurr this time! =)
Anyway i've posted a question in "Houston" category. Check it out...!

I'm far too late on this one and surely a decision has already been made...so my answer would seem a bit pointless.



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