What is your favorite funny movie quote?!


Question: "Is everybody Happy?!" The Odd Couple ~ timing was perfect. LoL

"Ride em big..Sheldon" When Harry Met Sally


Answers: "Is everybody Happy?!" The Odd Couple ~ timing was perfect. LoL

"Ride em big..Sheldon" When Harry Met Sally

That John Denver's full of sh!t - Dumb and Dumber

I could be the walrus...I'd still have to bum rides off of people - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

They're both Big 10 schools - When Harry Met Sally

"Who cares? Take a lap!"
Mr. Woodcock

'It's quiet. Too quiet.'

"Chika Chika YEEEA!" superbad

''Prepare to get ****ed by the long **** of Law!" Superbadd

''Who wants to Play with Willy?!'' Epic Moviee

and then..... and then..... if you say and then again Im coming in there and kicking your butt...
pause
and then and then and then....

"Whats with the Soap"

Leslie Ann Warren in Victor / Victoria

after someone tells a story i've been doing this one

"Wow, thats the greatest story I've ever heard!! Do you think I could hear it again ?!" - Superbad

" HOW YOU DOING!!!!! "



norbet

Any quote from Juno
"That ain't no etch-a-sketch homeskillet, that's one doodle that can't be un-did"

"Is that hair gel?",from 'There's Something About Mary'

'It just feels so weird' - Gonzo
'You mean that Mr.Arrow is dead?' - Rizzo
'Well yeah. That and my pants are filled with starfish' - Gonzo

Muppet Treasure Island!

"so what did god tell you" man goes"i forgot"

"If you ain't first, you're last"

Talladega Nights

From Juno:
Bren (Juno's stepmom)- When you move out, I'm getting a dog.
Juno- WHOA, dream big!

"funny.... you LOOK like a regular person, but really you're the Angel of Death"

"There’s always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine." - 10 Things I Hate About You

"Funny thing about my back..." - Superbad

"They told us that would happen in health class." - Superbad

"Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as a oral bowel movement." - Clerks

"Welll, my penis is now officially for show." - Waiting

"semprefie motherf*cker........faithful to the core john, yahhh"(jumps at him)

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans

School of Rock:
Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!



Sorry that was so long...but it is my favorite =]

I'm gonna punch you in your crap lowsy face!-Blades of Glory

I say it all the time to my friends and they are like "What?!"
lol

[Neo walks through a metal detector in the lobby and is approached by a security guard after it goes off]
Security guard: Could you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys, loose change...
[Neo opens his trench coat to reveal dozens of guns underneath]
Security guard: Holy s***!
[Neo knocks the guard down and shoots the other guards]
~The Matrix

Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Lord Cutler Beckett: [Beckett falters, confused]
Jack Sparrow: [Weakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
~POTC3

Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!
~POTC3

Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain
~POTC3

Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
~POTC3

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.
~POTC3

Jack Sparrow: Think like the whelp. Think like the whelp... Think like the whelp...
~POTC3

Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pot!
~POTC3



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