How do you convince people at the bread store that you're really alive?!
Question: If I was a man I would pull down my pants and show them that bread is not the only thing that rises!!!!
Proof enough??? lol
Answers: If I was a man I would pull down my pants and show them that bread is not the only thing that rises!!!!
Proof enough??? lol
A loaf of bread please.
I usually grab a blueberry muffin and eat it before paying, that gets their attention.
maybe your not begging right-stand up and cup ya hands and ask for more! Lol :)
People know I'm alive as I BUY THE BREAD OF LIFE and the EZEKIELS BREAD.
stick your hand in the slicer,or ring the bell they hate that.
I'd sing........
"U.S. Blues"
Lyrics: Robert Hunter
Music: Jerry Garcia
Red and white, blue suede shoes
I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do
Gimme five, still alive
Ain't no luck, I learned to duck
Check my pulse, it don't change
Stay seventy two, come shine or rain
Wave the flag, pop the bag
Rock the boat, skin the goat
Wave that flag, wave it wide and high
Summertime done come and gone, my oh my
I'm Uncle Sam, that's who I am
Been hiding out, in a rock and roll band
Shake the hand that shook the hand
Of P. T. Barnum and Charlie Chan
Shine your shoes, light your fuse
Can you use them old U.S. Blues
I'll drink your health, share your wealth
Run your life, steal your wife
Back to back, chicken shack
Son of a gun, better change your act
We're all confused, what's to lose
You can call this song the United States Blues
Squeeze the loaf of bread until they notice u>>>>that should do it!
"Give me all your dough or I'll strip"!
Cautionary note: Repeat acts won't work though :(
Buy Twinkies
start a revolution. Call it the Boston Bread party and
let them all know that you WONDER why then never noticed you before. Seriously now... Cover your body with Peanut butter and run in yelling "Jam you, Jam you all to the toaster!, I seek WONDERous bread. I will get you and all of your 9 grains with my peanut butter body!"
I will take note of some of these suggestions. Being noticed by these people is one of the challenges of modern life.
walk in with whipped butter and a knife ... they go ga-ga over whipped butter.
I tell them that my life insurance policy has not been cashed in yet....my heirs are not rolling in the dough....
Prick your finger, when it bleeds all over their bread they will know your alive!
Wiggle your toes a little louder, Teej.