i would LUV her/him
rape her in the hallway.
i'd be pretty happy. my friend's a ninja after all.
and their my friend, so they'd be nice.
attack back.
Shoot him. A friend would not attack me............
I would pull out my own hidden karate moves and escape!
Ask myself why the hell they didn't bother to show me a few tricks. The dirty rotten bastard.
eat spaghetti and meatballs and watch them whoop my....well I'll just eat the food
i would use my ninja skills to fight back!!
How would I ever know? They would attack with such stealth and skill I would never see them coming or going.
start humping their leg like mad in hopes that it would scare them off
I'd be like, 'wth man, that's not cool'
knock them out, that ninja stuff is baloney
I would fight them back with my amazing Kung-Fu skills.
Well actually, IDK any Kung-Fu...but I do know Tae-kwon Do!!! Hi-ya!!!
Ask for my Barry Manilow 8-tracks back IMMEDIATELY.
I don't think we'd be friends any longer.
Run away quickly
I would surprise them with my ninja moves that I secretly learned and never told them about! I always like to be prepared.
fight back!!!!! but if it gets to like the ninja fighting with weapons then i would run! lol
Use my Hattori Hanzo steel so I could slice and dice!
Fight back. Duh. I mean, I'd pull out my kunai and throw it at her then we'd get in to this awesome fight where i would prevail because I'm a better ninja!
I would say, "hey! get the f*** off me!" and push him off as he's trying to attack me, then I'd slam him into the ground and get him in a head lock and give him a nuggie of a life time. If he came back after that, then I would grab his arms, turn him around shove him, and kick him right in the *** and tell him to knock it off.
If he came back again...then I would grab his arms again, pick him up, bring him outside and throw him into the snow and -8 degree weather. Shut the door, and lock it for about 10 minutes and eat something hot in front of the window. hehehe
At that point I would probably not consider them to be my friend anymore. A friend would never attack me, no matter what the circumstances!
Ninja Id run and scream like a little girl.