Anyone know any creative, legal ways to.......???!
Question: Keep my baby from growing? He's starting to crawl! I'm going to cry! I want him to stay a baby forever! Help!
Answers: Keep my baby from growing? He's starting to crawl! I'm going to cry! I want him to stay a baby forever! Help!
You could just make him retarded... lol thats horrible. Babies are cute and they just get less cute as time goes by. With you as a mom though, I am sure that isn't a problem they will run into. Haha I am such a charmer.
make more
nope i know none but if you figure it out let me know
but then you would miss out on all the fun of being a parent to a teenager. =)
that's why i've had another.
dont use condoms?
You could always feed him nothing but unnutritional junk food.
But then you would miss his wobbly first step, his first words, him getting potty trained, and everything else that follows.
Enjoy.
You can have more babies!
I know how you feel.
My baby is 11 month old today and I am in tears thinking that a year has almost past.
Pictures!! trap them memories in a picture then enjoy the years 2 come!! your so lucky 2 be a mummi :) i'm so jelous!!
adopt
many... for the starter he will always be a baby 4 u........as a main course you have to grow faster or at same speed as he ......and for desert choose one of the following
1. mother of [ physically ,mentally,spiritually....] 100 year child
or
2 mother of [ physically ,mentally,spiritually....] one year old
child