Lets go out with a bang, shall we?!
Question: Why did the doctor slap your mom when you were born?
Answers: Why did the doctor slap your mom when you were born?
Because when I came out I was holding a "slap my mom if I just got here and let the party begin" sign.
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Because I was so god damn ugly.
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yes! u and me
the doctor doesn't slap the mommy, he slaps the babys tush to make him react!
I kicked him, lol, thanks for the laugh
I was way too sexy
That's nothing...I was so ugly as a kid my father kept the picture of the kid that came with the wallet.
to see if i was alive
phewwww
HE SLAPD ME NOT HER
COZ THE BABY MUST CRY AND SHOUT WHEN HE BORN TO OPEN THE LUNGS IBELIVE SO WE MUST COME TO THIS WORLD CRYIN AND LAUGH DURING IT AND LEAVE IT QUIT AND OUR BELOVED CRYIN
BOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Wow, you're a cutey. anyway,.... to get to the other side?
Because he knew from the moment I was born that I was pure evil and would vow to seek my gruesome revenge if he had slapped me.....
Kidding. I have no clue. Wait, who did you know he slapped her???
she said doctor your my half brother
the other doctor she conformed said he was her sister
they took turns to slap her
because the chicken crossed the road?
because he knew how she liked it it
my god your cute! and my mom wasn't slapped! no matter what you say! I am going to go cry now. THANKS!!!
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Because he dropped me on my head while he was about to spank me but ended up hittin my mom instead. That bastard.
Because the Dr. had a spanking fetish.
I enter with a bang dont you know! ha ha aha
Because when I came out she passed out. Looking at baby pictures, dang I am good looking and still am.