Is this a nice card to send to my ex for valentines day?!


Question: "Thanks for ruining my life douche"

or is that too sentimental?


Answers: "Thanks for ruining my life douche"

or is that too sentimental?

Are you trying to get him back with the love talk? geesh

Send him this:

I hate you, you're icky, you're like an old leech.
I hate you, you look like a whale that is beached.
Your ego's the one thing about you that's great.
You're so crappy in bed I'd rather read good book.
I hate you, you think you're so gorgeous and cool
But you surely crawled from a defective gene pool.
You're a moaner, a droaner, a douch bag, a whinger -
You've even got pubes that are luminous ginger.

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  • I think it should just have a picture inside of it with you and your new lover.

    I think it is WONDERFUL!!!!

    I think it's perfect

    and not very nice

    you should add the words crusty and small penis in there somewhere.

    Nice, can I use that

    put more heart into it. you can think of a better word than douche.

    i think it's perfect

    that's too nice u need to send him a voo-doo doll or something

    I agree with the picture!!! Only make it of a weird sexual position LMAo!!!

    No, thats giving him too much credit.
    How about. I'm glad your still my ex- ya jack@$$!

    or the "I don't miss you or your tiny penis" card

    PERFECT

    too sentimental, lol just send some smelly dead flowers

    you forgot the bag at the end.

    lol. yea sounds good. send one to my fiance 2 please (from me) im very mad at him now.... : )

    Awww, that's so touching.
    I think it's perfect. =]

    LOL

    i think it is WAY to sentimental..............Dig deeper deeper..........think of all those wonderful memories and I am sure you can come up with something better LMAO

    If you really want to make him miserable send him a card that says. Thanks for being a loser. It gave me the chance to find a true winner.

    I think that it lets him know you are still thinking about him, and that you are still upset with him. Do not give him that satisfaction. I say don't send him anything. Don't acknowledge him, especially on that day. Make him miserable y thinking that his sorry *** didn't even cross your mind.

    I think i love you

    Too sentimental. Try thinking to the future like;

    "You will rue the day you ever crossed me. You and your crusty, small penis. Douche"

    That's funny.... I would go for something like
    "This valentine's day, I don't have to ask your permission before sending an ex a card. Now go to hell, douche"

    "I hope you rollerblade your face into a wall"

    That's a good one, but why waste the paper? Sounds like they don't deserve even a thought.

    I would wipe some boogers on the card too.

    sounds good if you think he deserves it

    Thanks for ruining my life, douche."

    Don't forget the comma, she's your pal.

    I like it, short and sweet, right to the point. Go for it.



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