Where have I been for the last week and a half?!
Question: Out looking fine and getting wet.
Answers: Out looking fine and getting wet.
Another balckout?
Whore.
You were abducted by aliens and they impregnated you with 7 alien babies. Didn't you wonder why you were feeling sick???
In the pub. May I join you next time?
You called; it took me 3 days to convince you to quit him. We spent 2 great days in the bahamas, check ur tan. Then 3 more days to convince you to give him another chance. Now here we are.