IF i was flat as a board would i be a carpenters dream?!
Question: Depends on how KNOTTY you can be.
Answers: Depends on how KNOTTY you can be.
It might turn his 2 by 4 into morning wood
I'd still nail you.
Only if you let him nail you!
<SIGH!> The pun IS the lowliest form of humor!!!
Yes,
but only if you weren't warped.
U ALSO HAVE TO BE EASY TO SCREW LOL
haha yea you'd probably give that carpenter "wood"
you sound like bill. IMPOSTOR!!!!!!!!! j/k LOL
If I were a carpenter, would you be my baby (that is a real song)
Hmm, well, Karen Carpenter was flat as a board. Coincidence?
If I were a carpenter, you might be my dream, but not necessarily because you are as flat as a board. I'd dream of you for your mind, thoughts, and then your body. besides, the flat area is fourth on my list of important physical attributes.