Have you heard about The Beast?!
Question: They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
Answers: They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
Ah yeah, is it the one that lurks around the holy stone of Clonrichert? Would that be the one father?
yes!
Sounds scary!
I swear I had that same dream last night
Dude, that rocks!!!!!! I got something similar living in my closet,man!!
You talking about yourself....
yes,
yea i actually seen it in my closet last night, and it was attacking you
I think that monster lives near my fridge.
how'd your mom get loose again!!!!!!
no
I think I saw it last week on the bus.
4 arses??!?!?!?!
This thing will devour us all!!!!!
The end is nigh people, lock your doors, bar your windows, did you not hear the man???
4 ARSES!!!
I am totally gonna have nightmares tonight...........Im scared.............hold me.............
well i havent heard of that beast i heard of my teacher the beast but not that one... i guess there are two types of beasts
what are you talking about?
heard about it..heck she's been stalking me for a month
Ardal O'Hanlon is that really you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it is can I have your autograph!!
thats my pet bearcalled dave next time you see her can you send her home
Her name is maria.
ILL SAVE YOU.
CAPTAIN IRELAND AWAY!!!!!!!!!!