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Question: poem! sent to me by my friend its funny
How different our minds think.........
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge tiits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme but I don't give a shyt.
Answers: poem! sent to me by my friend its funny
How different our minds think.........
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge tiits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme but I don't give a shyt.
I luv it!!!!!!!!
the female one is how every girl thinks.
But I don't even like Golf or a bar.
Pretty much sums it up really!!
Your friend did a beautiful job on the prayer from a female.
It is of course true but quite funny also.
VERY good...hits close to the truth!
Incredibly accurate.
Never enjoyed poetry anyway, especially after Jr. college English course(forced on me)left me filled with sarcasm for poetry which turned to my writing sarcastic poetry.
Very good (very sarcastic)and very funny!
Thank you!
that was cool as h3ll