Do you ever notice just how daily life can be so naughty if you look at it a cer!
Question: Its so HARD in the morning when I first wake up all STIFF and I have to JERK my HEAD up, POUND the alarm clock and EXPLODE out of bed. Then I SLIDE into the HOT and WET shower, get a good SLIPPERY lather going, rinse off and get dressed. My HEAD is THROBBING for HOT and STEAMY coffee so I POKE my HEAD into the coffee shop and the attendant BENDS OVER and GRABS MY breakfast SAUSAGE and hot coffee and GIVES IT TO ME GOOD. She MOANS loudly as she notices that her BUNS ARE BURNING so she SLIDES THEM OUT of the oven. HER BURNING BUNS catch the wall on fire. She yells "OH GOD"... It was FUN TO WATCH as some other workers, three other girls were SCREAMING AND SOON JOINED IN WITH THE FIRST GIRL in PUTTING HER FIRE OUT. I CAME to their rescue and PULLED OUT the extinguisher by the HOSE AND SQUIRTED THE WHITE STUFF UNTIL THE FIRE WAS OUT. After the fire had CLIMAXED and I PUT OUT THE FIRE WITH MY HOSE, the girls thanked me for helping them PUT OUT their fire. We shared a cig and a laugh!
Answers: Its so HARD in the morning when I first wake up all STIFF and I have to JERK my HEAD up, POUND the alarm clock and EXPLODE out of bed. Then I SLIDE into the HOT and WET shower, get a good SLIPPERY lather going, rinse off and get dressed. My HEAD is THROBBING for HOT and STEAMY coffee so I POKE my HEAD into the coffee shop and the attendant BENDS OVER and GRABS MY breakfast SAUSAGE and hot coffee and GIVES IT TO ME GOOD. She MOANS loudly as she notices that her BUNS ARE BURNING so she SLIDES THEM OUT of the oven. HER BURNING BUNS catch the wall on fire. She yells "OH GOD"... It was FUN TO WATCH as some other workers, three other girls were SCREAMING AND SOON JOINED IN WITH THE FIRST GIRL in PUTTING HER FIRE OUT. I CAME to their rescue and PULLED OUT the extinguisher by the HOSE AND SQUIRTED THE WHITE STUFF UNTIL THE FIRE WAS OUT. After the fire had CLIMAXED and I PUT OUT THE FIRE WITH MY HOSE, the girls thanked me for helping them PUT OUT their fire. We shared a cig and a laugh!
yeah, glad you had a good morning sweetie!
LMFAO.
Yes! I make a dirty joke at anything I can. :D
you need it badly, huh
Isn't that the only way to look at it
hahahaha
That , if you take it the wrong way, is so naughty.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud
You should write for Penthouse Letters.
wow..i am a bit turned on right now
Nope that didnt do it
wow - that took some time to think of
I purposely make my life as naughty as possible on a daily basis. Not only is it fun, but it pays well, too!
LMAO...Well sounds a bit naughty since you PUT it that way.. Sure everyone has their mind in the Gutter or some other place..