Ever had a pickup line that made you laugh?!
Question: my x, when we first met walked up to me and asked me if i wanted a scr*w... i was about to say wtf when he grinning opened his hand and showed a screw .. boy was i red faced lol... broke the ice tho and we went out for years
Answers: my x, when we first met walked up to me and asked me if i wanted a scr*w... i was about to say wtf when he grinning opened his hand and showed a screw .. boy was i red faced lol... broke the ice tho and we went out for years
Can I see your feet, I have a foot fetish and you look like you have great toes.
At a Halloween party last year a guy said to me..Is it hot in here or is it just you.
I busted up laughing..I actually thought it was a great pick up line.
Come up to my apartment - it'll only take a minute.
Wanna come to a party..... in my PANTS...
yeah thats a good one
pickup lines make me laugh in general
"I couldn't help noticing your red hair. I have three sisters with red hair."
Was I supposed to be impressed by someone who had a fetish for his sisters? I'll pass.
"So... ya reading a book? That means you're like, a smart one, huh?"
Smart enough to see he was a doofus.
"Ya need a man?"
What was he? The alternative? Ick!