My Bucket Has a Hole in It?!
Question: Well, my bucket has a hole in it...what should I do??
Are there such things as crocodile tears? Have you ever seen a crocodile cry?
Give me some more euphinisms
Answers: Well, my bucket has a hole in it...what should I do??
Are there such things as crocodile tears? Have you ever seen a crocodile cry?
Give me some more euphinisms
Looks like I'm too late as Memoirs of a Geisha is already here having multiple euphemisms, think I'll fetch me brolly before I get slimed. As for the bucket you gotta have a hole to get the water in and out. If the hole seems to be at the bottom just turn it the other way up.
Use duct tape....
dear henry
Get a new bucket, ya stupid monkey!
use gum
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Try using tape!
Fill the bucket with something fun and you've got yourself a homemade pleasure toy.
Tears of a clown.
Well fix it dear henry dear henry well fix it dear henry FIX IT
:-)
For Gods sake don`t use the bucket , you`ll flood the place!
Lying eyes!
oh! dear liza!
I guess you can't get no beer!
Euphemisms:
A euphemism is an expression intended by the speaker to be less offensive, disturbing, or
troubling to the listener than the word or phrase it replaces.
When a phrase is used as a euphemism, it often becomes a metaphor whose literal meaning is
dropped. Euphemisms are often used to hide unpleasant or disturbing ideas, even when the literal
term for them is not necessarily offensive. This type of euphemism is used in public relations and
politics, where it is sometimes called doublespeak. There are also superstitious euphemisms,
based (consciously or unconsciously) on the idea that words have the power to bring bad fortune
(for example, not speaking the word "cancer”) and religious euphemisms, based on the idea that
some words are sacred, or that some words are spiritually imperiling.
Common examples of euphemisms include:
? restroom for toilet room (the word toilet was itself originally a euphemism). This is an
Americanism.
? making love to, playing with or sleeping with for having sexual intercourse with
? motion discomfort bag and air-sickness bag for vomit bag
? sanitary landfill for garbage dump
? the big C for cancer (in addition, some people whisper the word when they say it in
public, and doctors have euphemisms to use in front of patients)
? bathroom tissue or bath tissue for toilet paper (Usually used by toilet paper
manufacturers)
? custodian for janitor (also originally a euphemism—in Latin, it means doorman.)
? sanitation worker for "garbage man"
? mixologist for bartender
AS FOR YOUR QUESTION ABOUT THE HOLE IN YOUR BUCKET, Let Henry Fix it!!!
LOL.