Have you ever done diarrhoea in the bidet then turned the fountain on full?!
Question: Are you bored!? Or giggling frantically at your own question?!!
Answers: Are you bored!? Or giggling frantically at your own question?!!
no
........
"makes grossed out face"
No.
no
no
Nope
can't say i have...
Coud you just not make it too the loo in time or do you enjoy it?
err, no does not sound like to clever an idea...to me...I am just trying to imagine it...
i can see the tumbleweed blowing past and hear the wind blowing and a lonely bell tolling in the distance. looks like your the only guy in town on this one dude.
My friend Alice has!
WTF? learn how to spell please
Another stupid question!
i'm not posh enough to own a bidet lol