Why does my girlfriend make me sleep on the couch whenever I eat chili and drink!
Question: Because you shart all over the place...
Answers: Because you shart all over the place...
Maybe you hog the covers???
you dint ask her??? awwww!!!
it turns a mans bodily fluids disgusting to the palate,lol.
Da da da da da da da da (Batman tune). . . .
fart man (or fart girl) !
lactose intolerant much?
coz after a meal like that you would seem to be wearing a perfume vaguely reminiscent o mexican mens-room and zookeeper... easy on the chillibeans mate.
probably because ur breath stinks after that
because it gives you gas!! she doesnt wanna sleep with a smelly bum in the bed! next time dont tell her you ate chilli and give her a dutch oven mwahahah
Ummm, one word............GAS.......lol
Why don't you consider brushing your teeth and using some mouthwash? And, by the way, why do you use a female avatar?
cuz she doesnt want to take part in any dutch ovens