Do you have "man hands"?!
Question: I think so! I'm 5'll 1/2''. I say that all the time and the Seinfeld episode about man hands crack me up!!! My husband says I don't but I think that's because if he admits it, it will cause him to freak out. He's very homophobic!
Answers: I think so! I'm 5'll 1/2''. I say that all the time and the Seinfeld episode about man hands crack me up!!! My husband says I don't but I think that's because if he admits it, it will cause him to freak out. He's very homophobic!
Yes, because I am a man with hands.
Actually, women tell me they like my hands because they are big and soft for a man's hands.
nope
yep, big stong working hands but im a guy so its okay haha
Yeah. I am 6 feet tall and 14 years old girl. And I have huge hands!
I hope so!
No I do not
yes because i am one!!!!!
HEY YOU BET I SURE DO !
no, I put too much $$ into my nails
i do have long fingers but i don't know if that's counted as man hands.
Yes
I have beautiful slender hands with tapering fingers. My Robert has big strong man hands as he is a manual worker.
no. i have cancer hands.
The Birth of The Cancer Hands
Long ago when the world was still evolving there were many events which shaped our planet however, most of them are a cover up to conceal the truth. Our planet was shaped by Cancerous handiest, also know as cancer hands. The Cancer hands are from the body of cancer. However, when the body of cancer died its body parts were severed and given life. The hands of cancer were the first to seek a target. But, the Cancer Hands are very picky on their host. The Cancer Hands wanted a person but humans weren’t that evolved yet so it searched for the most suitable host possible at this time period. The Cancer Hands eventually went into and outrage and destroyed the dinosaurs because the dinosaurs were in the way. Eventually the humans evolved to a point where the Cancerous handiest could get a better host, and in the year 2005 the Cancer Hands found Max Gillett.
However, in the beginning there was an assassination attempt on The Hands. It was when The Body of Cancer had just broken free from its body like prison. The Hands were seeking shelter during an extremely dangerous electrical storm and The Hands had entered a cave, but there was something else in it. SMASH! BAM! SLAP! CRUSH! The Hands had defeated a fully grown Tyrannosaurus Rex. The immense pressure put on the T-rex had changed its genetic code. The eventual evolution of that T-rex breeding with Homo erectus caused the Goho family tree to start. As The Hands were about to rest for the night a small mutant child/T-rex named William tried to kill The Hands and it was almost a success, but rather than kill young William The Hands decided to just deform him some more by giving him cancer but he doesn’t know it yet.
Before the Cancer Hands found Max they had to deal with many tasks and troubles. First before finding a host The Hands needed to find a suitable environment for living. At first this was an abandoned warehouse somewhere in the United States. However, the government needed to use that warehouse and when they found The Hands there the government needed to rid the world of The Hands. But, when The Hands retaliated and killed the government. To cover up the government’s death a new “fake” government was made. This new government has liquefied air and stores it in their high security vaults. The Hands continue to fight them today because The Hands requires a specific amount of liquid air.
The strength of The Hands is incomprehensible. Imagine the combined strength of Chuck Norris, Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Melanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jamb the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Dock, and Hulk Hogan. The hands are virtually invincible and the only thing that harms them is anything that can cure cancer but the only cure to cancer is Chuck Norris’ tears. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.
Now that The Hands have bonded with their host Max Gillett they have become invincible. Now Max is invincible because if Max dies The Hands will regenerate his body. The process takes about a day. So if Max isn’t at school one day you know why. The Hands stores Max’s memories in the palms of The Hands. You see one Cancer Hand can write every religions bible on it. Thus you can imagine how big The Hands of cancer really are. However, just because of the size of The Hands is large that doesn’t mean that The Hands are an advantage. Because of the size of The Hands, the host is weighed down.
Besides the size of The Hands there are several advantages to having The Hands on your body. The hands as stated earlier are indestructible. The size of The Hands can get larger, to about the size of the lower hemisphere of the earth, or down to about the size regular hands but slightly larger. Also, The Hands give the host the immunity to cancer, because the hands are cancer, cells from the hand break off and get into the blood stream and then into the immune system causing an immunity to it. The Hands are so powerful that they cannot have their power transferred into the most powerful computer ever. If The Hands were in the game World of Warcraft they would a level 6.02(10^23) 31337.
Eventually The Body of Cancer was ultimately destroyed leaving only The Hands. The main goal of the hands is to find The Body of Cancer and reassemble with its true body. Since the destruction of The Body of Cancer there have been more sightings of cancer in the world. This means that The Body of Cancer is still alive in those afflicted with there types of cancer. Though they do not yet know it they will play a major part of The Body of Cancer reassembling it. If The Bands and Body of Cancer combine in this lifetime then the world will most likely be destroyed by the sheer power of the transformation, the only people that could not be destroyed by the combination would be Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Patrick Swayze, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Vin Diesel. The only possible way that they wouldn’t be killed is if they were all in one room at the same time, the sheer awesomeness would overcome the fusion blast of The Body of Cancer.
While the creation of The Hands was a quick process the reconstruction of The Hands will be a long and tough process because The Body of Cancer is an immortal being and the resurrection of an immortal being will cause a power vacuum to suck up the life from the non believers, thus killing 95% of Earths current population. After The Hands have recombined with the host and The Body of Cancer is complete, The Body will take its hosts that were keeping the parts of The Body alive, to a new planet for respawn of its ancient race.