POLL: How many people have this disease?!
Question: The one where no matter where you are, or what your hurry is, you always manage to pick the checkout line where the old lady in the front is paying with change and checkbook, and needs a price check on her grannie panties?
Answers: The one where no matter where you are, or what your hurry is, you always manage to pick the checkout line where the old lady in the front is paying with change and checkbook, and needs a price check on her grannie panties?
Ugh, yes. Or the person who can't figure out the self-checkout lane at the grocery store, but decides to use it with their full cart of groceries, then use 40 coupons.
So... LaDeeDa is a bit-ch, eh?
Can't forget when she's shuffling through her coupon book from the 70's.
um...no...
Mine is very similar, but she usually needs a price check on Tampax, and she pays in pennies.
Oh man, you aren't kidding with that sh*t. I'm like yo lady, I gotta get back to work here aren't you missing your 'stories' or soemthing, get the hell out of my way! they are the WORST!
Thank God you asked this. I now know I no longer have to suffer alone.
And then it turns out there is a discount on the super jumbo tampons but it's not coming up and they need to ring the manager. Every. Freakin. Time.
I haven't been formally diagnosed but it sure sounds like I got it.
I have that, too!
In astrology, we call that a Scorpio Moon.
You must have been born under a sign. You are one of the lucky few.
Plus, she has 579 coupons of which 578 are expired...........
and she argues for every single one.....
Peace.
That would be the disease technically named:
"I am an impatient, selfish, egocentric oaf who talks incessantly on my cell phone in public places and is always running 15 minutes late."
Get over yourself. YOU are going to be old someday, too.
I pick the one that always runs out of their cashier paper! and all that crap!Then they have to load it and they are a Trainee and they call the head Cashier over the Intercom-blah-blah-blah
i'm a long time sufferer. and by my experience, it doesn't have to be an old person.
Not me...freak.
Imagine how the old lady feels after she stood in line for 15 minutes, without her walker to even lean on, because someone in front of her with a welfare ACCESS card had to run out to their car for a dollar and change. You would think all stores would have a handicapped checkout by now.
LOL! my husband has that disease. Don't forget the lame checker who is really slow and is probably new and doesn't know how to take a check for payment. Then the register gets frozen and they have to call a manager over. Then the old lady just stands there, organizing her purse while you wait impatiently for her to get outta way so you can swipe your debit card and get the heck outta there! Ya, I'm very familiar with that disease, unfortunately. At that point, but husband gets so mad and frustrated, we start signing to each other (we know sign language) and hope that someone else doesn't catch on, cuz he's "very colorful" with the spoken or signed language. : )
Oh, how about the self check out where the stupid lady in front of you is scanning the item, stands there to see what it scanned, looks at the item and puts it in the bag and looks at the screen again. Then takes the next item and slowly does the same thing. That's annoying. Scan and look and place in bag all at the same time. It really is possible! It's called multitasking and good organization and time management. Guess she has all day. I don't.
Hope your next shopping experience is better.
i always get into the shortest line with the slowest check out lady, the one who slides the item across and has to stick her head down to see if it made the ding noise and of course she is never sure, so she has to scroll on the receipt to see for sure, then she will apologize for 12 minutes and in the mean time everyone that was standing in back of you leaves well she begins to scan item number two, 2 hours and 8 minutes in you are crying hysterically begging for her to just take $500 and shove the shiiit in a bag already.
Then she dawdles in the line putting everything back into her purse and makign sure the bagger got everything by checking each bag.
I am exhausted just reading all this sh!t.
And every word of it is true.