1 cigarette, 2 condoms, 2 bottles of red wine......how do I best utilise these?!
Question: when I am trapped underneath my car?
It's a long story, but I need suggestions!
Answers: when I am trapped underneath my car?
It's a long story, but I need suggestions!
First remove as much of your clothing as you possibly can.
Chug the wine. Then smoke the cigarette but blow up the condoms with the leftover smoke and tie a knot at the end.
Then push the condom knots up into your nostrils and pass out from being wasted.
That would make an interesting find for the people who come to rescue you.
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smoke the cig and drink wine from the condoms
Call me.
drink the wine, to cure boredom blow up the condoms, then when you can get out smoke the cigarette.. You'll need it.
throw them out? sounds good to me
two words
exhust pipe
be right there
Use the cigarette and the wine to start a fire to alert rescuers.
Use the condoms to j*ck off. Enjoy!
smoke it and drink
save the condoms for later
wink wink ; )
Blow up the condoms, break out the wine and smoke the cigarette and have your self a party..
drink the wine and Then fall asleep
HAVE A KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY: You can use the condoms as balloons, empty the wine bottles so that a clown can juggle them while on his unicycle, and use the cigarette to light the candles on the cake. Make sure you throw the cigarette away when you're done so you don't set a bad example.
use the cigs to kill the taste as you drink the bottles, then put on both condems cause you are really screwed, might as well be safe about it.
I'm kinda curious, whats the story? Don't worry about it being long, I have time......
I would drink the wine and smoke the cigarette. I don't know what you can do with the condoms.
I don't think I even want to know how you could end up in a situation like that. But for fun you could make a wicked large water balloon out of one of the condoms and one bottle of wine. I'd drink the other in moderation so as not to dehydrate and blow up the other condom as a pillow. I don't smoke anymore so do what you wish w/ the smoke.
Just go ahead and smoke the cigarette. Drink both bottles of wine, pass out and hope for the best. The condoms I would just save for another time.
Seriously i have no ****** clue, but when you find out tell me because i GOTTA try it.
Blow up the two condoms, attach them to your head like bunny ears. Drink the wine and get drunk as hell. Light the cigarette and run down the street claiming you're on fire. Wait for the men in the white suits.
No clue i wanna know what the story is and if youre under a car...
Open the wine, and place the condoms over the opening, preferably in a sunny area. Wait for the alcohol to evaporate into the condoms. Smoke a WEE bit of the cigarette as you wait (The alcohol evaporation may take several weeks, so this will help you fill the time in).
When the condoms are expanded to their fullest with alcohol, much of it will remain in a gaseous form.
CAREFULLY tie off the ends of the condoms, and place both in whatever area of the car LIKELIEST to be impacted by the planned explosion. DO try and protect your genitalia.
Smoke the last of the cig, since you may never have another chance, THEN ignite your wine - alcohol - car - removal bombs.
Good luck!
hopefully they are flavored condoms . Chew them to take away the hunger pains . save the smoke for when the wine runs out .
I think John said it all.. I could smoke the cig.. fill the condoms with wine and drink it slowly till help arrived.. Heck i have no idea.. LOL If you are under your car u musta had the condoms handy..the wine musta been in the front seat. Hope your cell phone is handy is all i gotta say.