POLL:I FEEL like CRAP... can ANYONE help me OUT!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: and before you say... go take a crap.... im serious here


Answers: and before you say... go take a crap.... im serious here

Walking into a bar, Mike said to the bartender "Pour me a stiff one, i just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said the bartender. "and how did this one end?"
"when it was over" Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really?" "Now that's a switch! what did she say?!" asked the bartender.
Looking a bit red in the face Mike said.......
She said...Come out from under that F#*KING bed you little CHICKEN SH*T!

SMILE!!! PLEASE!!!

I can help!

Go look for some porn. That always makes me feel better. lol!

Hope you feel better soon!

Get out of the crap.

i was goonna say go crap
but i guess u said not to
so wat u need help un

go to the docter tomorrow right now eat some chicken soup and go to bed
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go watch something that is very depressing. it should make you realize that you are better off than they are & you really are a lucky person after all.

run outside in the cold, with barefeet and your pjs on....it is fun, it will make you feel better :)

keep god close :)

I'm getting over Lyme Disease. Is it a possibility.?
Don't rely on titers (blood tests) they are not
definitive.
Feel better soon!

u r my sunshine my only sunshine u make me happy when skys are gray...youll never know dear how much i love u so please dont take my sunshine away......

i sing that whenever i feel like crap...its corny but it works...or will at least put a smile on ur face.

get drunk, call an old flame that dumped you and tell her what a skank she was and which one of her friends you would rather have been with. that always makes me feel better.

go take a crap

be more specific

There there now. Wee kiss. Wee hug.
Does that feel better?

try listening to your fav song or watching a comedy movie
like seinfeld, futurama or a monty python film.

try listening to "What A Wonderful World" by "The Ramones"
while sitting in a park or Try having a sleep? thats what I do when i'm feeling down.

heres a hug for you

**hugs**

Do you know why you feel like crap? What is the root of why you feel this way? I know how you feel; I've felt like crap for the past two days; I sometimes let the weight of the world get me down. Luckily, I have friends and relatives to help snap me out of feeling crappy. Let me send you hugs and kisses:
xxxoooxxxoooxxxooo
If you have friends or relatives to talk to, talk to them. Good luck and feel better; okay?

try eating chocolate, talking to a friend, or do whatever you enjoy doing the most.
help me...this is serious
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Care to enlighten us further on the subject? Do you feel like crap-sick, or feel like crap-depressed, or what? Try taking a really hot shower....should help both. The porn wasn't a bad idea either :) ===========
Oh, In that case...I don't the porn or the shower are gonna help. I'm so sorry you lost your friend! Here's a BIG HUG for you and a shoulder if you need it.

Weren't you the guy who lost a friend recently?

Well, you're probably too stressed out and depressed. Correct reason to be feeling the way you are. Go get a new hair-do, buy some clothes, play around with your phone. You'd be surprised there are special features on everyone's phone they don't know about. Drink a beer. Watch some funny videos on youtube.

Here, watch this one. You're gonna laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfZ8yVcnL...

omg! i feel so bad for you...are you really in iraq! good for you serve your country!!!

come here...you just need a hug, hun!!
(((((hugs for you))))) x

Cut the crap and throw them away =) .. I donno what u can do there, so I'm not quite sure what to say.. maybe u cud start by getting rid of the reason, unless the reason is being there..
maybe u cud read some jokes and laugh a bit.. I donno what to say..

No, I will not tell you to take a crap, but you really should do that after you read my answer.
You know when you are sick, sad, depressed or feeling crappy nobody pays attention, but the minute you fart, they all notice.
So the best thing for you to do is eat lots of beans and go amongst your friends and fart. Then you talk to them once they all start paying attention.
Now run along and take a crap please.

How about I come over and give you a wonderfull massage? That will make you feel better:)
But seriously, fantasize that you are at home with your loved ones having a good time. Feel the happiness that you would get from that.

good luck

well my advice to you would be take your mind off things my getting out of the house and don't come home and till its time to sleep

Sure, here ya go!

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Lortab 10 mg
# 30 (thirty)
Sig 1 p.o. prn q.4h

lissen to kittenww that song cheers me up to ,then go take a nap u feel better in the morning

I noticed you are always asking for attention on here.
How annoying.



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