What's the funniest way you ever told someone that their breath stinks?!
Question: I think mine would have to be comparing the smell to something horrid, but funny. Or asking them when they plan on making a dentist appointment.
Answers: I think mine would have to be comparing the smell to something horrid, but funny. Or asking them when they plan on making a dentist appointment.
I said to my friend, "Did someone take a dump in your mouth b/c it smells like it". They were pissed off, but it did smell that bad.
well i just took a piece of gum and gave it to them.. saying here try this
i just tell them their breath smells like ****, lol
lol id say pewwwww whos breath sinks in here 1!!!!
Asking them if they had a skunk sandwich for lunch.
I ask if they've been eatin' any sh!t lately.
DAMN!!!
u wanna tic tac? no? well keep it anyways
ummhhh...you know how sometimes people have gas...and it stinks...you need a breath mint.
tell them they have trench mouth.
put a plant in front of their mouth while they are talking, and watch it wilt and die instantly.
But seriously, once I just unwrapped a piece of gum and stuck it in my husband's mouth while he mid-sentence.
I SAY" INVEST IN TICK TACKS, 'COUSE YOUR BREATH STINKS!"
'Dude, get some mints!'
lol
What crawled in your mouth and died?
Why does it smell when u open u'r mouth? Is that u?
my dad just told me that my breath was "humming"
I passed out.
bought a hygiene kit for her
I usually just turn my nose up or ask them if they know their mouth is stinkin'
Hand them and odor eater shoe insert and say "Here, put this in your mouth for a while."
your breath stinks so bad you could clear a chat room
"Umm...I'm just telling you this cause I care, but your breath is really STINKY! Go take a bath in mouthwash! Please spare us all! I collect gum, so here take some!"
I said this to a guy I like, and now we ar dating. I was really mean to him! :D
geez your breath stinks so bad I bet people look forward to your farts