A penis!
Knickers
A pair of female undies, of course !
A light, so i can light up your life XD
Your shower head;-)
My ex's coffee cup
All those kisses...
bud muncher (weed grinder)
A couch
I was going to answer but I feel another violation notice coming on !! Sorry.
jessica alba's vibrator
CLOCK ON THE WALL, YOU COULD SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON AROUND YOU.
one of those old creepy paintings on the wall with the moving eyes.
hahaha someone said a penis lol
haha anyways.....
one time (more than one time) I smoked Salvia......
everytime I smoke it, I lose myself and i seem to turn into an inanimate object.
I would never want to be an inanimate object again!!!!!
I was a bench once, it was scary cuz I couldn't speak to anyeone, i couldn't move, couldn't communicate.
it sucked !!!
A dildo.
the bench in a womans locker room (hope they dont have the "heavy peoples" swim class that day)
A mobile phone. I enjoy having my buttons pressed. And all those vibrations. Oooo yeah
Anything but toilet paper.
A guitar.
I want to get plucked!
A tv then i'd get to meet lots of famous people!
An Apple laptop, I might actually function correctly for once!
A really good book
a dildo
The Sears Tower
A Woman.