Have you ever had this thought?!
Question: "If women weren't so damn attracted to me...I'd be a shoe salesman?"
Answers: "If women weren't so damn attracted to me...I'd be a shoe salesman?"
Or in your case, a used car salesman. Or maybe a guy selling duffel-bags of odd-socks from door to door. Make sure to launder them first. And let's hope the deranged and possibly myopic females who find you irresistible don't drag you in and lock you up for use as a sex slave for the rest of your days.
never
daily
never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no cant say i have!!!!!!
Er, no I'd freak out if women were attracted to me!
no
no, can't say I have
haha yes.
Damn, I AM that attractive and I also sell shoes.
No
I'm sorry. I cannot ego boost you anymore. I've done enough of that today. But today is your Birthday so I will give you what you need.
Here goes.....
They would be in awe over you even if you worked in a sewage plant.
Please shower before you come home tonight. ;)
Honestly? Nope!
It's like we share a brain.
Yep, all the time, dang them women!
Why can't men be attracted to me so I can get on with my life the way I want to.
Go away women! Get away! Shooo!
Their kind of like flies in a horse barn, hanging around the shoes.
Not in this lifetime but maybe my last....
No,the only thought I have at the moment is
Happy Birthday to you. have a great one
Nope usually "Why Me?"