If you hit a troll in your car, are you legally obligated to stop and help it?!
Question: No...the damn troll however is obligated to get off it's broken lazy *** and wipe it's splooge off my headlights...bastard troll.
Answers: No...the damn troll however is obligated to get off it's broken lazy *** and wipe it's splooge off my headlights...bastard troll.
just throw them under the bridge.
nope go on trolls are like skunks no law agenst smashing one
Hell no
No
But You should stop and then make sure you back up over it at least twice.
I know you are supposed to stop and back up over it again, then jab a thumb in its eye to check for pulse
oohhhh....save the trolls,they need love, too
LMAO! no but I am legally allowed to back up and run over it again.
That is the most interesting question I've heard today...
Go for it! Unless it's taller than 8ft. And it has a giant club in it's dominant hand. And sharp spiky, bad smelling teeth.
BIGGOTT !!
just bury them..noone will know!
lol
You'd better. Ever seen Cat's Eye? Those little f*ckers can be mean.
Only if you are about to enter a troll booth or if you are on a troll bridge.
Well... since the troll is in my car, then I'd just turn around and smack it again.
Any wounded animal has the right to be put out of it's misery, just call 911 and the police will legally shoot it for you!
(you'll sleep better that night)
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Psh, no. Kick it back under the bridge where it belongs, and go on your merry way.
Actually I thought we are legally obligated to run over them.... oops,my bad. :(
LMAO@Mizz SJG!!!!!
Depends on what kind of troll we're talking about. If it's a y!a troll, no way, I would go report him then give him a thumbs down! If it's just a troll in general, I'd go back for it, depending on its size. Some trolls are rather intimidating.
Actually, Y!A is considering a new points system based on how many power lines you can knock it over. They're just waiting to announce it until they can station judges at most intersections and heavily travelled roads.
Not legally..no; but believe me trolls have a strong brotherhood bond, and they will... without a doubt...by any means necessary hunt you down and make you pay dearly for it. Example : I knew this guy back in '76 that accidentally hit a troll with his cameo, panicked and drove off. Well around 3:30 that morning he heard this odd whistling sound outside in his bedroom window. When he pulled back the curtains.. he saw around 20 to 30 trolls all with bright glowing red eyes and small sharp pointed teeth with sharp steel rods slowly advancing on his house,some digging under the house to get up through his floorboards some crawling up the side of the house. He freaked out and came running over to my mom and dads house and cried and cried, he was 20. He wouldn't go home for days after. When he finially did..he found a severed bloody finger under his bedsheets with a note saying..we arnt fishd wid u! So PLEASE be carefull!
No.I think I should report it though!
I would back up first.
No!
But you're morally obligated to turn around and drive at it as fast as you can. None of this reversing malarcky.
Get a good speed up and hopefully you can severe it's head with the next impact.
Nah,
hope they dont have troll police yet though...
hell no
i would drag it to the nearest ER and dump it outside the entry
Not that I know of.
And hey-- if you INTENTIONALLY hit the troll with your car, you'd be defeating the purpose in stopping to help. Better to just move on.
I wont help it but so I will not go to jail I'll just send the EMS
No ,and it is a bad idea to try and help such a pitiful creature , Trolls are miserable beings and it would be doing them, and the rest of the world a service to let their misery end (alone like they usually die anyway).....besides Trolls would not comprehend that someone would be trying to help ...they simply don't understand what a true human being is and would perceive you as a further threat to them and may become dangerous (some carry diseases) ...so in conclusion , hit as many as possible and keep on driving with the knowledge that you have made the world a better place ! (star)