Why did God ...?!
Question: make my fingers to big to go into my ears ?
Answers: make my fingers to big to go into my ears ?
To make the ladies happy.
god was never real
He didn't want them in your ears.
are you on the same cold meds as I am?,hehe..xxx
I'm sure the idea was for it to go in your a**
pmsl....So he could have a good old laugh at us trying!
he didnt!his not real, and more to the point the horrible get an ear bud not ur finger
Because he wanted you to buy ear muffs instead.
To give paperclips alternate usage
To stop you perforating your ear drum..
There is no God. It was evolution.
I think you will find he made your ears to small, so your tiny brain didn't fall out! ha ha ha.....
Be thankful he didn't make penises small enough to fit in ears.
don't misunderstand the God
LOL! Yeah I'm going with the paper clips as well. 'Tut Tut'.
What's so interesting in your ears? Do you use your wax like Shrek?
He didnt.....just think yourself lucky...he didnt give you bigger ears...lol
Hold hand in front of face, you will notice the fingers are of different sizes, Reason for difference is : One for picking nose, one for saying hello in Mississippi, one for scratching butt, one for sucking, and lastly one smaller one for picking wax from ears. Just use the correct finger and all be well with the world.
did you try praying? maybe god will make your fingers smaller? damn god.