Blonde Moments? any stories?!


Question: I have plenty =P
You?


Answers: I have plenty =P
You?

Ahaha, same here. Doesn't everyone? :] Well me and my two friends were in the car heading up to their cabin, and we got on the conversation about how Iowa is so boring, and my friends mom says to me, "You know Megan, there are NO trees in Iowa!" and i was like "really?? i had no idea!" (i had never been there before) And last year when i was in math, my teacher just randomly asked me what 36 + 36 =, and i waas like "uhh....lemme think.." and i fell down the stairs 6 times in one night.. u would not believe the excruciating pain i was in in the morning! fell of the toilet...lol and oh gosh we have like 30 metal stairs leading up to my lunch room and i was with crutches and i managed to get down half then my crutch slipped nd i tumbled down the rest nd was just laying on the floor all twisted up in front of alota people just laughing at me.. ohh i loved that day. ahaa, don't u love blonde moments??

Haha. One time, I wondered if syrup still squirted out of the bottle while it was right side up. So I put my face above it and squeezed. Needless to say, I learned that the hard way. ; ]

hey! I am Blonde...hehe

I could not find my glasses...That were on my face...lol

i belong to a family of blondes. gotta ? em. i'm one me-self.
not too long ago my 18 year old blondie cousin came out of the pantry whilst we were making cookies, looked intently at the recipe book and then asked,
"should i use Imitation or Artificial vanilla? it doesn't say...".

the look on her face when she'd realized what she just said was priceless.

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

"When's the fourth of July?"

I felt so stupid afterwords...
>_<

Okay, i am a natural blonde, yes yes i know lol. Alright, this one time i couldn't figure out how to delete something on my cell phone, so my uncle told me to look for the CLEAR button, now i am thinking he means, like the button that is clear, not to clr something, but the color clear < yeah i know clear obiously isn't a color, but you know. That moment was hilarious for me!! <<<<<< big blonde moment!

one time i was in class and we had to memorize facts about a person from the civil war and he called me and i got up in front of the class and just stood there. like 10 seconds later, the teacher said "well, do u remember anything levi?" and i said "what, oh yea, i just had a blond moment" in front of like 25 people!!
talk about embarrasing!



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