What's the funniest thing you've ever read on someone's t-shirt?!
Question: My boyfriend dave has this tshirt that says "choosy mothers choose David" on the front and a picture of a couple going doggy stlye on the back. He loves to wear it when my mum comes to visit....
Answers: My boyfriend dave has this tshirt that says "choosy mothers choose David" on the front and a picture of a couple going doggy stlye on the back. He loves to wear it when my mum comes to visit....
Are you happy to see me or is that your snorkel?
dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
1.if u can't speak english, don't dribble ur **** to me,
2. it won't suck itself.
3. if ur rich, i'm single!
marriage is the only war where u get to sleep with the enemy lol
"STOP STARING AT MY TlTS"
Bite me
here it goes....:
'f * uck you!?
i'm a moron...if you say yes'
((the front and the back side. i thought it was hilarious...
-the last 4 in underprints..
Head wanted...please give generously
"I love Uranus"
What the f*ck are you looking at d*pshit
havent really but that would be cool
Jesus is back... and he's p*ssed off.....
(sorry for any offence caused...)
i would make a shirt that read "these shirts are stupid" or "why did i buy this".
actually i did see a funny one the other day that said something funny about being drunk. too bad i cant remember what it was.
Little Tommy went to kindergarten one day wearing a cubs hat. The teacher asked him why he was a cubs fan and he said "because my parents are." His teacher said "That's not good, what if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?" He replied, "Well then, I would be a white sox fan."
haha, I have a picture of it on my phone, I wish I could put it on the computer so you could see it.
On a baby's 'baby-grow' "I only cry at ugly people!"
My friends got a shirt that says "my girlfriend is out of town"
It was In Austin TX. It said "Dear God, please save me from your fan club."
Wish I'd bought it now!!
There are some great ones to be found here:
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"Daddy's little girl" ... being worn by an old man.
free sex available on demand
see wearer for details
100% Natural
"I can't even think straight" wore by a gay guy.
DRUGS: responsible for teaching America the metric system
I can ignore you for as long as it takes
get over it in BIG writting, and the person who was wearing it was the smallest person i have ever seen in my life she only came up to my knee, i found it very amusing! my bad???? yep lol she was coming into morrisons as i was coming out, i felt terrible for sniggering but i turned away very quickly so she didnt see me .....i felt terrible! DONT SHOOT ME IM ONLY HUMAN!!!!
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters face last night!! I thought that was both hilarious and slightly disturbing!!! xxx
I had a t-shirt saying "Sex Instructor, first lesson free" lol !!!
Boys Smell......throw rocks at them!