Men, which scary choice would you take for $10 million dollars?!
Question: A. Rosie O'Donnel's sex slave for 1 year
B. Richard Simmon's sex slave for 1 year
C. Walking through Harlem with a Klan outfit on
D. Jumping off the Sears Tower with no parachute
Answers: A. Rosie O'Donnel's sex slave for 1 year
B. Richard Simmon's sex slave for 1 year
C. Walking through Harlem with a Klan outfit on
D. Jumping off the Sears Tower with no parachute
C. They would be too shocked to attack me. Everyone who saw me would have to stop whatever they were during to look at me; they'd need their whole bodies to be confused by what they were seeing.
Rosie's sex slave. At least she's funny.