My girlfriend looks like a muskrat, how do I break this to her gently?!

Two words: Singing telegram

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just break up with her if it bothers you that much..that way you dont hurt her feelings as much as twelling her she looks ugly

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First, bring up all the great aspects that you love about her/muskrats...

Then break it to her

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Play her that muskrat love song from the 70's!!

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Ask her if she wants to indulge in a little muskrat love.

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and your just soooo cuuuute!

I want your cute little beagle face and I'll hold you, and hug you and rub you.

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Are you attracted to muskrats? Take her out and give her a make over as a present.

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Ask her if she wants a milkbone for dessert.

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MEAN TO SAY BOUT HER!

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Get her to chew on your crayfish.

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That is mean and why are you with her if she look like a muskrat? Anyway if you have to be so mean get a picture of a muskrat and her picture and frame it. When she asks you why you have rats picture tell her not to talk about herself like that.

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wow you have really great taste, dont worry muskrat dont have feelins

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That's so cruel to just to even say it on Y/A that she's look like that and for you to "break" this to her "gently" would still be a heinous act. I wonder how perfect your looks are. Just remember that beauty is just skin deep. What matters most is her inner looks. Do you think it's her fault to look like that? Come on! Please treat her nice. Be tolerant and compassionate. Then, I know that you could make her feel better with her looks.

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